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Kill You Cards


 
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Are you a hypochondriac or aspire to be one? With this deck of Fifty Things that Might Kill You, pick your symptom and pick a card (or cards) to see what rare, multisyllabic, and possibly fatal disease you might have. Remember: that runny nose or fever might just be the first warning sign of an obscure malady—or perhaps foretell your imminent death! A symptom checker that mixes dark humor (and actual facts) for hypochondriac fun! Warning: self-diagnosis may cause fear of serious illness, phantom symptoms, unhealthy coping mechanisms, self-absorption, anxiety, oversharing, sweaty palms, and hyperventilation. 5.43 x 3.75 x 1.25 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction pamphlet
Brand: Knock Knock

Fiber Content: 100% Paper (View Fabric Guide)

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Kill You Cards


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